Ladies love a cultured man, and the older you get, the more relevant this becomes. None of us are old dudes, but we’re also not in high school anymore and we’re getting more particular about chicks. To pick up quality ladies, you have to make an effort. We’re not talking about banging a babe with a PhD in astrophysics, but at least a woman who’s a woman, and not a party girl. Party girls can be fun, but seriously, it gets old. Trust us on that one. You also don’t have to be looking for anything long term, but there are more ways to seduce a woman than jello shots. Here are a few true and tried tips from us as we have managed to figure out the art of the cultured man.
Your Man Cave Can’t be a Cave
There comes a time in every young man’s life when you have to put away the beer bong and take down the frat boy posters that have all kinds of sticky crap on them and are held up with rusty thumbtacks. This is also called cleaning up your act, and trust us, it makes a big difference. That doesn’t mean that you have to go to some fancy furniture store and pick up period chairs, but a good rule of thumb is to have at least one piece of real, legit furniture in your place. Whether it’s just a chair, a table or even a headboard on your bed, having adult furniture makes you look like a man and not a boy. When you have her over, she’ll be impressed that there’s no beer bong, especially if you take her out on a date that also doesn’t involve hotdogs from a cart.
Field Trips to the Museum
Where do you take a girl when you’re projecting an image of culture? Museums are a good choice, because all the answers about what you’re looking at are listed on little labels and text panels. If she asks you some crazy question about some artist you’ve never heard of, just take a peek at the label and say something about the colors. That worked for us pretty well. Enough of this for a few hours, and your girl will be so blown away by your artistic knowledge and interest, that if she’s into the cultural man, she’s going to be ready to jump in the sack.
The symphony is way more fun than a museum, because you’re basically in the dark. Taking your cultural honey to see an orchestra is perfect, because you can also buy seats in the back. Those things are so steep up in the balcony, and cheap for that matter, that no one can see what you’re doing. Classical music makes cultured girls horny, so feel out whether she wants to do a mutual exchange of some in-your-lap fun. Though, a little etiquette here. We’re not talking about the woman getting down on her knees and giving you a BJ as Beethoven plays in the background. It’s just hot and kind of wrong to feel someone up in the back of a really quiet, dark theatre, and if she actually likes that stuff, it’s going to turn her on even more. By the time you leave, she might want to jump on you in the lobby.