The vast majority of babes we know have a crush on some famous dude. We can’t blame them since we have our own versions of chicks we jerk off to, but you can tell a lot about a girl by the celebrities she thinks are hot. Let us be clear on this one. We’re not talking about a passing comment on Brad Pitt one time. We mean that your lady will buy magazines because the guy is on the cover, or she’ll re-watch specific scenes in movies because he’s in them. A lot of monogamous couples we know have one person that both people are allowed to cheat on. One guy we know has his girlfriend’s permission to sleep with Angelina Jolie if given the chance, while she has permission to bang Russell Crowe. Here’s the thing – this is all based on appearance. Obviously that chick that has permission to bang Russell Crowe isn’t planning on it because she personally knows him and thinks he’s a wonderful guy. We’re going to take you through a few of the typical male celebrities we see in popular culture, and let you know what that means about your girl.
The Rugged Action Hero
These dudes are the ones who are all rugged and star in action movies involving a lot of explosions and usually some sort of alien attack. If your lady thinks that type of guy is hot, she probably wants to be taken care of and be held in the arms of a big guy. Even if you’re personally not a big, butch guy, you can totally pump up a little, and it’ll probably make her swoon.
The Sensitive and Well-Groomed Leading Man
These are classic guys who can sweep a woman off her feet and say all the right things. Usually in real life, these dudes have really pretty faces and carefully manscaped bodies. There may or may not be guyliner involved. They usually start out as some sort of man meat and then go on to do major budget flicks, and end up becoming a “serious actor” by doing indie films. The point here is that these guys project an aura of seriousness and refinement. If your lady digs this type of dude, do something to sweep her off her feet. She may seem like a tomboy but if her ultimate crush is some old school guy like Carey Grant then you might be surprised at the results you get by giving her a little old school romance. Maybe your woman is into a dude known for his style. Ask her to get dressed up, and put on a nice suit. She’ll be blown away at her fantasy man coming to life.
Well, this happens. We’ll be honest, we’re not gay, but gay guys do know how to dress and all that stuff. If your girl has a crush on a gay guy in Hollywood, think of this way – you have zero competition along with an upper hand, since you’re not a gay.